Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.

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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.

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Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.

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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.

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