Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits.
He said, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move?
A: The splits!
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Redbull doesn't give you wings.
Lat pulldowns do.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine.
Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick.
Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
