Q: What is Black and white and read (red) all over? A: A newspaper...

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Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: Rubber-band -- because it streches...

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Q: What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it? A: Short...

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If practice makes perfect, but no one is perfect then why practice?

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If two wrongs don't make a right, then why does a double negative make a positive?

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