"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"

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Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.

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Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.

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There is a lady laying in bed. At about midnight her husband comes walking in with a sheep under his arm and says ”That’s the fat pig I’ve been sleeping with when I’m not sleeping with you.” His wife gets a confused look on her face and states ”but honey that’s not a pig its a sheep.” Her husband says ”Shut up pig I’m talking to the sheep!”

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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

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