I hope the next ridiculously popular Facebook trend is shutting the fuck up.

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A husband asks his very ill wife at the hospital: Tell me what is your last wish? Nothing more, I just want to check my status on Facebook.

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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.

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Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.

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