Facebook is like a fridge. Even when u know there's nothing new going on, u still go on & check it every 10 minute.

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Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.

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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you. On facebook!

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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.

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