Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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A: Who sings "Blue Christmas" and makes toy guitars? A: Elfis!

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Q: What's the first thing elves learn in school? A: The "elf"-abet!

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Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

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Santa rides in a sleigh. What do elves ride in? Mini vans!

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