Doctor interviewing a Nurse: What would U do in the case of a person who has eaten poisonous roots?
Nurse: Recommend a change of diet.....
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I recently dislocated my hip playing rugby, and when i went to the hospital the doctor told me he would have to do some complicated and extensive surgery to fix the problem. But it turns out he was just pulling my leg
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Doctor to Patient : The cheque which u gave me has returned back....
Patient to Doctor: The head-ache for which you gave me medicine has also returned back....
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Doctor to Patient: You will die within 2 hours. Do you want to see any one before you die?
Patient: Yes. A Good Doctor.
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Nurse : "Wake up man!"
Patient : "Why, what's the matter?"
Nurse : "Nothing, I just forgot to give u the prescribed sleeping pills...."
