Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Q: Why did dinosaurs have sex under water? A: You try to keep five hundred pounds of pussy wet!
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with Chuck Norris? A: Nothing. Nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
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Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
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