Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.

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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.

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Few people can go down Niagra Falls in a barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagra Falls in a carboard box.

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Chuck Norris once drank wine from a chalice. This chalice is now known as the holy grail.

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When Chuck Norris rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.

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