Q: What did the elf say was the first step in using a Christmas computer? A: "First, YULE LOGon"!

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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.

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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ? Cancer.

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Q: Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? A: Because Santa had said, "No L!"

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Q: What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie? A: "Coincidence on 34th Street"

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