Its my birthday today. My wife has said that shes going to make it my most special birthday ever... I wonder where shes going ?
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There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions “What happened on June 6, 1944?” “We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!” “What was the turning point of world war 2?” “Battle of the bulge, sir!” “What’s is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought “I don’t know, sir!” The superior then said “Well, I’ll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.”
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Q: What is your date of birth? A: December 30th. Q: What year? A: Every year
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If your born in September, its pretty safe to assume your parents started out the New Year with a Bang!
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The lesbians next door bought me a Rolex for my birthday. I think they misunderstood when I said I wanna watch...
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