Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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Q: What does a baby computer call its dad?
A: Data
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Why would the cannibal only eat babies?
He was on a diet!
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Wife: "Every sunday you go for fishing, right?"
Husband: "Yeah... Why?"
Wife: "Today the fish came here and told she's pregnant."
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Willy: "Mom, are our neighbors very poor people?
Mother: "I don't think so, Willy. Why do you ask?"
Willy: "Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin."
