Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret?
He was a blubber mouth.
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Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous?"
The other replied, "You're darn right we are! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"
To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue"
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So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it.
So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
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Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow?
A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake?
A: A jump rope!
